The day the Panthers didn’t want to die : Habs 4-1 BlackHawks
This is the first thing I get when I type Panthers in google images.
Well, that was long overdue right?
I mean, yeah the Panthers beat the good-for-nothing Sens, but we did our job. Our job is to keep winning. Actually no, our job is to keep supporting…BRAS! OH SNAP! SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?
No for reall, stop fucking around. No, I don’t care if the sticker on your car is fucken hilarious…wait, I don’t get it, why would I honk if I was horny? That’s fucken provocati…OHHHHH! I GET IT! HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY! HAHA, SEX, LOVE and TOASTER OVENS!
Anyways, enough TV influence. I told you guys Huet was gona be awesome. But yeah, he was weak. That give-away by Duncan Keith early on was perfect for us. He was like “Hey Alex, here buddy, take the puck” and then Kovy was like “Oh thanks man, you look like my friday night!”. It was beautiful.
Oh yeah, all the people that were doubting Carey Price’s natural talent can go watch Frasier…ALL THE SEASONS! ON HD! You know he’s confident when he’s handling the puck and is always square to the shooter like he was last night.
It was nice to see Big Brudder Andrei lose his cool, but it did take him a while to get his glove off. Doesn’t matter though, I’ve always said showing up is what matters. And he showed up.
Roman Hamrlik got injured in perhaps the most awkward injury situation I’ve ever seen – fucken collision with a linesman.
Defensive zone coverage was reassuring and sound, JUST LIKE SEX WITH YOUR MOM! …makes no sense, but the D played very well.
And the lead protection in the 3rd actually worked out. And I also liked the fact that we shut down Chicago’s main offensive weapons and we got a 4th goal when we needed it.
Chris Higgins still deserves a sandwich, and Greel Sleek is playing like the Mike Tyson we know and love. I’m kidding, no one lives Mike Tyson. I’m kidding Mike, huge fan.
Kovy should keep scoring. I love it when Kovy scores. It makes my Kovy voodoo doll happy.
All in all, a very good encouraging performance. Now if we can go to Florida and spike the Cats’ juice, it’d be so sci-fi awesome!
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