The day we sucked : Habs 1-5 Bruins (Game 2)
Well, that was refreshing…TO MAH COCK!
What the fuck was that? It seemed like every half chance they got they buried.
Does anyone else think it would have benefited Carey Price if he had spent a full year playing in the AHL? But noooo, Bob had to bring him up! Jocelyn Thibeault, where art thou!
We dominated the first 10 minutes and then Sergei ‘I’m the new Saku Koivu’ Kostitsyn decided to needlessly hook and go in the box. BAM! BOSTON GOAL!
I’m not blaming the loss on Price, but sometimes you goalie just has to make these saves. I’m not asking for all the time, but most of the time. Like, maybe a 80-20 split. Or like a 75-25. Or like a 72-28. Is that too much to ask?
But with all the shit that happened, believe it or not, the scoreboard flattered the Bruins. That was not a 5-1 game, ladies and gents and Jim Dowds. The difference was that they took their chances and didn’t take any stupid penalties.
And oh yeah, one more thing. I hope Lucic dies, because what he did has no place in the game. Lapierre is an annoying player to play against but you don’t crosscheck someone in the face. He’s not doing shit all game long and with his team 5-1 up and with 5 minutes left, then he decides to be a little fuckhole? Fuck you Milan. No, not you Italy. Milan Lucic. I don’t know why he fucken copied your name, ask him not me.
Bob, put Tongue with Captain Hook and Kovy please. Give Dandy some strippers. Buy Kovy a new Bentley. Smile every once in a while. The team looks at you and want to cut themselves.
It`s not looking good, but in sports you just never know. Let’s get a win in game 3 and build on that. Take it one by one now, just like anal for the first time.
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