Time to get a win, boys!
The nastiness at the end of Thursday’s game is sure to transport itself into tonight’s uhhh, friendly affair.
Habs-Bruins. Seriously, so many of these previews have been done and overdone that it’s useless to talk about them anymore.
The only thing of note is that Matt Hunwick was transported to hospital earlier today and will not be in the B’s lineup, instead Shane Hnidy taking his spot. All the best for Hunwick, one of the only Bruins who rightly said the incident with Komisarek at the end of the game was all ‘playoff hockey’ and not ‘a rape attempt’.
Francis Bouillon might come back, sentencing Patrice to a longer life. Tomas Plekanec is dead.
Let’s get a win here and strippers are all on me. But I’m not rich, so they might be one legged strippers who do coke and have been with Kobe Bryant. They put the DAYUUUUM in BAM MARGERA.
Seriously, let’s not take stupid penalties and outwork them. Let’s be as opportunistic as Neil Armstrong when he met the aliens.
Oh yeah, did anyone read this? Someone should teach this clown what ’steamrolled’ means.
I really really hope somebody took this article, printed it out, and dropped it off in the Habs’ dressing room. They say never, ever, provoke your opponent.
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“You’re fucken dead. You say we’re cocky? Well motherfuckers, we have reason to be cocky. How are those 5 Stanley Cups working out for ya?
Our team is taking the plane tomorrow and is gona take a shit all over your faces. The massive gangbang will be dominated by Habs players and personnel, even the skate sharpeners will get some action.”
hahahaha….ummm…5-1 after 2…..ummm..ok yea…
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Yes. This is why it’s sad to be a Bruins fan. A 5-1 win over a very average Habs team and the B’s ‘faithful’ are partying like Lindsay when she made out with Hilary.
Only 19 cups to go, Bruins!
1993…just because you won a shitload a long time ago doesn’t make your team any better today…
Never said that.
It just highlights the Bruins’ inferiority complex when they celebrate a win over a very average Habs team like they just won a uhh, prize or something.